La Mayoria de los Problemas Intestinales se debe a lo fisico y a lo sicologico. No se puede negar lo fisico como Cancer, Obtsruccion, Infartos. Pero tenemos un problema con lo sicologico.

El problema fue discutido en el 1980 por el Comediante Cubano Guillermo Alvarez Guedes en su tema: “La Legalizacion”. El Protocolo de Kioto y los Politicos quieren imponer impuestos a lo que es parte de la humanidad.

Nosotros los seres humanos [sin distinciones sociales, raciales, etnicos, y otras inventado por la sociedad] debemos soltar los peos pues el peo es libertad. Desde el comienzo de la historia, la humanidad tiraba peos y no hubo problemas con la contaminacion ambiental.

En la Edad Media, el autor ingles Geoffrey Chaucer en su “Cuento de Canterbury” hablo de un hombre celoso que solto su culo al aire libre y tiro un peo hacia un pretendiente de su novia.

En los 1700’s Benjamin Franklin [un Verdadero Padre de la Republica en EEUU y una inspiracion para el Movimiento Libertario en EEUU en los tiempos de hoy] escribio una carta a la Academia Real Britanica de Ciencia y Medicina retando a la gente a tirarse peos como una cura a todos los problemas “fisicos, salud, alma, y mente”.

El Mundo Contemporaneo tenian Hitler tirando peos a pesar de su intento de evitar los peos mediante el consumo de aceite de motor. Stalin envio Molotov hacia el exilio en Siberia por un peo. El Vice Presidente del entonces Yugoslavia Djilas comento acerca de como escucho los peos de Molotov en un aseo del edificio del Comite Central del Partido Comunista en Rusia. Khruschev confeso haber enviado Molotov al exilio de Nuevo esta vez hacia Mongolia por tirar un peo.

Los Republicanos, Democratas, y Comunistas tiraban peos y cagan. La lista de Bush, Castro, Chavez, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, Clinton, Kennedy es una lista que deja uno con envidia en la manera de tirar un peo.

Cuando Bush hablo de “cambio de regimen” en Irak, tiro un peo silencioso con Cheney, Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, Powell y los demas teniendo que oler ese peo.

Blatter declared that he would support the English Bid to host the World Cup of 2018 and then warned that other countries are in the running and are great competitors.

Mr. Blatter, England deserves to be the host and should not be subjected to Psychological Torture. You did enough damage by ruling against Football in high places. Just give England the right to host the 2018 World Cup [they deserve it after a long wait since 1966] and Retire.

BLATTER, INGLATERRA, Y LA COPA MUNDIAL DE 2018

Blatter declare sus intenciones en apoyar a Inglaterra para la Copa Mundial de 2018 y adevrtio a Inglaterra acerca de la competencia fuerte.

Tengo una sugerencia para Blatter, Inglaterra merece ser anfitrion de la Copa Mundial de 2018 pues no fue anfitrion desde 1966. Otra sugerencia para Blatter, debes renunciar pues perdiste contacto con la realidad.

Chelsea was fined 30,000 Pound Sterling by the Football Association for misconduct against Manchester United in their last game on the 23rd of September 2007.

In spite of the tension in the game from both sides, Chelsea agreed to admit guilt and pay the fine.

In this, the FA was right. Conduct inappropriate of football should not be tolerated and must be punished. The FA was also right in warning Chelsea and Clarke.

Russia should also be warned and punished for its conduct against English Fans in Russia.

CHELSEA MULTADO

Chelsea fue multado por la Asociacion de Futbol 30,000 Libras Esterlinas por su conducta inapropiada contra Manchester United.

Chelsea hizo bien en hacerse responsible de un problema que se podia controlar y el castigo fue necesario para limpiar la reputacion manchada de futbol.

The issue is the need to let out some gas. We must not repress our right to fart. The Author of "Who Cut The Cheese" even brought some history into the light of farting.

People have farted since the beginning of the world and society has attempted to repress this. Geoffrey Chaucer in his "Canterbury Tales" commented about a jealous person who threw his buttocks out into the open and let out "some gas" to a passerby who wanted the jealous person's girlfriend.

Benjamin Franklin in his Letter to the Royal Academy of Medicine wrote about the need to Fart as to let out what disturbs the mind, body, and soul. He also challenged the Western World to "Fart Proudly".

German Dictator Adolf Hitler would drink Motor Oil in order to repress his farts but it was counterproductive. He could not prohibit farting. After wards, Politicians like the Republicans [Bush I, Bush II, Ford, Eisenhower], Democrats [Carter, Kennedy, Clinton, and Communists [Stalin, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, Castro, Chavez] wanted to appear "professional" but they also farted privately.

According to declassified Russian Documents [and corroborated by Khrushchev in his memoirs], Stalin once exiled Molotov to Siberia for farting. Molotov returned and was rehabilitated for farting. Khrushchev in his autobiography later confessed that he sent Molotov to perpetual exile in Mongolia for farting.

Bush is famous for farting in front of his White House Staff and even let out a silent one when he talked about "regime change in Iraq" in 2003. Now the Kyoto Protocol wants to tax farts.

El Candidato del Partido Libertario para Presidente de los EEUU; George Phillies, hablo de la nueva ministra de planificacion familiar del gobierno de facto Bush.

[La Nueva Ministra declaro que los seguros medicos no pueden pagar el uso de metodos anticonceptivos en EEUU].

Phillies comparo esa injusticia con la colocacion de un pacifista como Ministro de Defensa, un creyente en la Tierra Plana como Ministro de las Sociedades Antropologicas.

El alcalde de Chacao, Leopoldo López, respaldó este miércoles la idea del movimiento estudiantil de posponer el referéndum sobre la reforma constitucional y emplaza a la población a mantenerse movilizada en la calle junto a los estudiantes. López cree que los diputados confunden a la población cuando agregan más artículos.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Bush Family Planning Appointee:
Contraceptive Coverage Part of “Culture of Death.”
In yet another stunning move on the part of the Bush administration, the President has appointed Dr. Susan Orr, an outspoken proponent of abstinence-only birth control and opponent of contraception as “Acting Deputy Assistant Secretary for Population Affairs” to oversee Title X, the nation’s family planning program.

Dr. Orr has said that health insurance programs do not need to cover contraception because in her opinion, “fertility is not a disease.” She also said that by not including a “conscience clause” to allow employers to opt out of providing coverage for contraception, the city council of Washington, D.C., was forcing employers "to make a choice between serving God and serving the D.C. government.

"It's not about choice,” she said. “It's not about health care. It's about making everyone collaborators with the culture of death.”

“Unbelievable,” quipped the leading Libertarian Candidate for President, George Phillies. “Every child should be a wanted child, and we have control over our reproduction by means other than simple abstinence. It makes no sense for the President to appoint someone who is hostile to the idea of contraception to oversee family planning.

“What next, appoint a pacifist to be in charge of the Department of Defense? A Flat-Earther to run the National Geologic Survey? A Secretary of Agriculture who thinks apples grow in bags? Or perhaps Bush should appoint an attorney general who thinks it's OK to throw Americans into prison for years, without trial, and torture them?

“Oh, wait. Bush did that. Never mind.”

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El MDC [Movimiento para el Cambio Democratico] comentan acerca de la crisis del pan en Zimbabwe. En Zimbabwe, hay escasez de lo basico [comestibles, combustibles, y electricidad]. El gobierno promete resolver el problema pero sus soluciones son el Midas en inverso. Todo lo que toca el gobierno termina en fracaso.

The first half was exciting with the first goal by Malouda followed by another exciting goal by Drogba. This is the way football is played with a good offensive side and entertaining too. While Drogba was a bit of a headache with his confession, Roberto was able to forgive him. Roberto was celebrating wearing his Chelsea Cap and Shirt as a show of support and drinking his Cold Latte.

The second half was a period of fatigue with Chelsea lowering their defence. Schalke 04 woke up Chelsea with the equivalent of a hot and turbo coffee for the speed. Schalke 04 and Chelsea did their substitutions. Meanwhile Chelsea remained defensive while Schalke 04 fell because of the personal fouls of Rodriguez and Jones.

Finally, justice was served with a good news for Chelsea supporters all over the world.

Chelsea 2-0 Schalke 04

Chelsea: 6/10
Schalke 04: 4/10

Chelsea jugo contra Schalke 04 en Stamford Bridge, Londres con 40,910 personas assisted el espectaculo.

La Primera Mitad tenia actividad y entertainment con los dos goles para Chelsea. Los autores de los goles eran Malouda a los 4 minutos seguido por Drogba a los 47 minutos. Roberto comenzo su celebracion vestido con su uniforme de Chelsea y tomando Café Con Leche Frio.

La Segunda Mitad dejo Cheslea recosatndose hasta recibir un susto de Schalke 04. Despues, Chelsea volvio a su forma de ser y volvio a caer Schalke 04. La tapa al pomo fue la expulsion de Rodriguez y Jones [Schalke 04] del juego por conducta anti deportiva.

Llego la victoria para Chelsea despues de la sangre, sudor, y lagrimas.

Chelsea 2-0 Schalke 04